Rules: Post 3 things you've done that you believe nobody else on your F-list has done. Indulge in remorse if someone calls you out on a listed item.

1: Talked to Roger Zelazny in an elevator in Greenville South Carolina. He called the facehugger model my friend Scott was wearing "One hell of a monkey on your back." Roger died soon after.

2: Been to a Magic: The Gathering Grand Prix in Kita Kyushu, Japan. Hung out with professional magic players for a weekend. (hey, I'm a nerd, deal)

3: Had photos I've taken printed in a professional body building magazine.